This is the story of a Duck , a duck that was fused with human DNA.

I found a cute little duckling all alone , separated from its mommy ducky.

I took the little booger home , kept him for a pet.

I took very good care of my little buddy , fed him nutrients and clean water.

One morning I woke up to a strange humming noise.

I was shocked to see a strange humanoid creature in front of me....

....This creature tried to explain to me unknown metaphysics and how him and his kind fused my DNA with my baby ducky....

Being the particle physics enthusiast that I am , I did not complain.

....For what they have created was a being of an advanced intellect / be it , one with my own DNA.

Mr. Evil-Duck-Pie

Where did those things come from ?